"Popular sources (websites that came up when I googled Four Loko) say that it won't be around long. It's malt liquor plus caffeine, and any flavor you choose will taste like chemicals. It's in a can and should probably stay that way, because if you pour it in a glass you will realize you are ingesting neon. Four Loko is also hilarious. It is the closest you can get to literally drinking a bad decision. To just have a sip is not a good choice. There are videos online of people drinking entire cans of this stuff in under a minute and their faces go white immediately. Then they look proud but full of regret. Like they want to say, 'This is my life now.'"
- Sam Hockley-Smith